Wednesday 8 April 2015

Why Sindhis Will Rule The World Someday

Every time a leprechaun hears a Sindhi say ‘Chariya’ he drops a gold coin in a Sindhi bank. That’s how you know Sindhis are rich. And to be able to rule a world you’ve got to be wealthier than the average businessmen. The story doesn’t end at money, there are certain extraordinary traits that Sindhis are known for, which puts them in the winners spot!
Ending your curiosity here, we have ten remarkable characteristics that make Sindhis the ideal candidates to take over the world.

1.  THEY ARE THE PROUD OWNERS OF SURVIVAL GUIDE 101

It all started with the dissolution of Sindh to making a spot for themselves in democratic India. And look at them now – cherished, flourishing and popular globally.

2. A BRAND’S POWER MAGNIFIES WITH THEM

The Guccis, Pradas, Fendis and others get a definition because of them. There is no high end brand that a Sindhi doesn’t possess.

3. EVERY SINDHI IS RELATED TO SOME OTHER SINDHI

They’ll say popularity follows them.

4. BUILDING FRIENDLY TIES WITH THE AMERICANS IS A CAKE WALK FOR THEM

All that fried, dripping of ghee Sindhi delicacies can be an awesome tool to build international relations.

5.  THEY ARE THE TRUE DEFINITION OF ‘SWAG’

Sindhi With A Lot of Gold.

6. THEY ARE THE IDEAL AMBASSADORS OF DIAMONDS, GLITZ AND GLAMOUR

Showbiz and show off are two big Sindhi virtues, without which, the entertainment industry seems pretty handicap.

7. THEY KNOW HOW TO CELEBRATE!

From weddings to farewells if it isn’t grand, then it isn’t a party.

8. IF ALCOHOLISM BECOMES A RELIGION, IT WILL BE BECAUSE OF SINDHIS

Every Sindhi can be considered as a tanki full of alcohol. Drinking like a fish would be an understatement for them.

9. AN ANIMAL GETS HIS TRUE IDENTITY BECAUSE OF A SINDHI

Cheetah, zebra, leopard, snake skin and various other prints are a definite part of the Sindhi wardrobe.

10. THEY ARE BIG ECONOMISTS WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN WASTING MONEY

We all know about our that Sindhi friend who spends his each and every penny after calculating all the pros and cons.
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