Yes, I am Not Super Fit! And I am proud of it.
Would I like to have a well toned body? Of course! But at the expense of delicious food? Naah!
Well, our fitness freak, calorie conscious friends so do not get that!
1. Every time you meet them, they suck in their stomach.
2. If they come across anything related to fitness or exercise, they go like…
3. Whenever you eat something cheesy, they look at you like a cop looks at a criminal.
4. Favourite Topic-"Workout Regime".Now, even you know what a bench press and a squat is?
5. They always figure a way to come close to you, flex and make you feel their muscles!
6. They Will Act Super Pricey if you ask them about their workout schedule.
"It's Not National Treasure Buddy!"
7. Their Instagram and Facebook feed is filled with gym selfies with highly clichéd captions like 'No Pain, No Gain.' 'Can't Stop, Won't Stop'
8. Despite regular failures, they always try to talk you into joining the gym.
‘Well dude, Back off!’
9. You know never to mess with them if they missed their gym schedule.
10. They'll be running and exercising even if you're out on vacation with them.
11. When they hear the word guns, they think it means Biceps, Not You Know Guns (like normal people would think)
12. Opened their tiffin and all you get is salad or fruit. Burn!
13. Whenever you're at a lift, they insist on taking the stairs.
14. You're having an engaging conversation wih them and the next thing you know is they're casually doing a squat or a push up.
15. They carry their protien shake with them most of the time. Or atleast mention their creatine intake. 2 scoops?
16. They keep bragging about their diet and how they're so particular and conscious.
Did this remind you of someone. Tell them if it did!
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